JOKE LANG!

Cheers to our Ibaloi kailyans! :)

INA: Anak, tawagim kha's dadim ta on-akad kha nin ale!

ANAK: Mama, Bi-i met i sinmongbat!

INA: Arah! Agpayso sota sutpetsak ay waray kabit nen tatang mo! Ngantoy kwan nita bii?

ANAK: "You have zero balance in your account!" Kwan to met!

INA: Ayuh! Kashianak mango ni abos! Insa-dat towak emo lad 'merikano! Ita met ja emanEngdis. Pinshowam khan tawagan!

ANAK: Sota bii met mowan, kwan toy please reload immediately!

INA: Ayoh! Ita met gayam, marama! Jet ngantoak emo mango?!

Comments

Anonymous said…
There's humor in the air...please
translate. Can understand some but not all. Cheers!
5:06 PM
Unknown said…
Nyahahahaha...didn't comment kaagad kanina...LOL talaga ako naunahan pa ako ni S pagbasa ko sa screen ko wala na...tawanan blues na ito.wheew...nice one ate G...
resbak tayo kaidiyan ja Ivadoy...wehehe(wheew singa enshi met bloggers ja Ivadoy)
8:07 PM
admindude said…
LOL. That was funny. And we think cellphones are there to make communications easier? Thanks for translating by the way.
9:07 AM
G said…
Trublue: hello po, ayan na, nakatranslate na! Ilocano para mejo malapit-lapit ng konti! Kankanaey sana kaya lang baka batukan at resbakin n'yo 'ko ni Sir Bil!

Djin: 'm glad you find it funny, 'ding! Kase kung hindi, .... pakialam ko, ipopost ko pa rin! hehe

Bill: Hehe, oonga! kinawawa naman ang baket na iyon! :)
4:27 PM
Anonymous said…
"Djin said: LOL talaga ako naunahan pa ako ni S pagbasa>>", hmmmmmmm...seemed many were discussed during this "Baguio Summit". Can feel the "magma" from where I'm at right now, hehe..
There's a saying I've read that says "What's said in Blogosphere, stays put in Blogospere"...

Ganda, the kalanguya dialect sounds like a combination of ibaloi, ifugao, and kankanaey rolled into one. At least, it's how I see it. Thanx for the translation. I will memorize and pull a fast one on my ibaloi relatives and friends. It will be fun! Cheers to you.
5:05 PM
lovelyn said…
LOL, nice one. Another joke for Ibaloi friends. Have to memorize it too para ganda banat hahaha!
9:04 AM
G said…
Trublue: ha?? Baguio Summit? Yung summit ng dalawa tapos tatlo? :) :) as in magma talaga? ading djidji-enlighten mo man siak no ania't lablabiden dad toy?! Di kamin sa met makarelate!

Yeah, and since it's a combination of everything then learn it cuz it's going to be the language in heaven, di ba Lovelyn? hehehe

hi lovelyn, I'm glad you like the joke! :)
2:40 PM
Unknown said…
ha?uray siyak ket haan ko ammo dayta summit nga lablabiden ni sir TB?sir enya diyay?please enlighten us nga kunan ateganda.hehe.

lol pa rin ako 'til now...evrytime na mabasa ko ito..actually translated lang din yan galing sa tagalog..hehehe...i find it funny kc the pun is still there kahit translated na unlike some other jokes...hehe..

great day every1...cheers nga kunan sir TB!!!
12:18 PM
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