ANG PASYENTE AT SI INDAY

Pasyente: Dok, apay no uminomak ti Coke ket agsakit tyan ko? Ngem no libre ket saan met!

Doktor: Ay, talaga nga kasta! Ngamin, naimpis ta bitukam,
Ngem napuskol ta rupam!

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Amo: Inday, may pulubi sa gate, paalisin mo nga!

Inday: Right away, Ma'am!

Inday to Beggar: "Hey you! Yes, you putrid-smelling beggar with the diverse ambiance of scented junk that assails everybody's nostrils and poisons everyone's fresh and carbon-free lungs, go away now!"

Beggar: What?!!! Who do you think you are?? You pathetic, trying hard nanny!!! How could you, a social climber and a low-grade mammal, underestimate a high class beggar like me? The hell with you!

Inday: Oy, nakakasakit ka na ha!
Ma'am oh! Ayaw umaleees!

Comments

Anonymous said…
Hahaha. I needed a good laugh. Thanks for posting the jokes especially the beggar one.

Oy new design. I like it :-)
8:47 PM
G said…
mabuti naman at natawa ka! :)
2:39 AM
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